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Tre stadiga hunkar
Power rangers
Hur papperskorgar blir till.
Skriver ändå ut böter.
Snyggt gjort
God jul
I pity the fool, hans flickvän måste älska honom
Fem ben på elefanten
Direkt till Permotvätten
Fail
Bringing home the bacon.
Tanten från ensam hemma
Facebook in Africa.
THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. |
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. |
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. |
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. |
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. |
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. |
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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. |
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. |
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody. |
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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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Läsa mer Chuck Norris fakta klicka här
Tror någon tappat bort sin BH
Tror jag har hittat henne
Jobbigt att knyta 6 par skor. Ännu roligare om snöret fastnar i kedjan.
Yeah
Nu när man bojkottar julskinkan så tar PETA en för laget.
Bävrar i stan eller, byggt damm av stolar.
En målning i ett rökrum. Precis vad man vill se när man kickar en cigg.
Toa Målning
HDR bild
Toa i Texas. Utsidan
Toa i texas insidan
Se diverse naken bilder på kändisar som läckt ut.
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